Apple

To assist a goal, originating from the game of hockey.

Kate: Wow, did you see Alex's pass to Cameron?

Ashley: By far the best Apple I've ever seen.

by hockeylingo November 29, 2014

APPLE

THIS APPLE IS SO JUICY YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOME TIME LIKE IT SQURITS OUT LIKE PEE.

ALEX WAS DRINKING (APPLE) JUICE AND PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS PEE

by Avocado And Caitie July 22, 2019

Apple

large cherry huuuuge big fat cherry my god that is one big big big big cherry so huge and large and big and plump and humongous

i just ate an apple which is a very large cherry goddamn

by Reddy'sOnTheInternet May 22, 2023

Apple

A species from the planet Spacet Ree in a galaxy roughly translated to Fuck Shit Fuck Cunt Crap. They can reproduce asexually, but have the ability to mate with nearly every known species in the known universe. They have three races: red, yellow, and green, but they can be mixed. They have existed long before the earth had formed, and the apples colonized that planet before humans existed. Their gender can be found by the number of seeds found inside. 0to10 is female, and 11to-0 is male. An apple invented a technique to harness the energy from the mitochondrion to perform extreme tasks in the event that oxygen and nitrogen are not present in the body. They prefer temperatures around -35°F because that is the temperature they are used to, but they speed up and slow down the vibrations of their molecules to match the environment around them. They have been in a near constant state of war for the past fifty trillion years because of a senator messed up a trade route.

An apple landed on Mars 16 1/2 years ago, accidentally insulted the king of the Martian goblins, and was sentenced to anti mercy.

by Doctr Garlick 7248 March 3, 2020

apple

A word that Urban Dictionary doesn't attack you for searching up, unlike pineapple

seriously, fix that shit! I like pineapples, not just apples!

by Pokecrosser101 August 14, 2017

Apple

Someone who is ratard. A person so idiotic no words can describe them. They are usually the annoying friend at school or your sibling. They are just like an apple. Round,red and is nothing compared to an orange like yourself. They are stupid. They are mentally unstable to handle your greatness. They came fresh out of juvie. They are an apple. Destruction 1000. One of the worst and baddest ways to roast someone nothing else compares.

Did u just try to roast me? You are an apple.

by I want him to be mine November 20, 2018

apple

a company that makes very VERY, overpriced products

hey, where did u buy your phone?
"from apple isn't it coo-"
slap

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021