Affliction

Passion or interest. Mostly used by older people when trying to avoid saying exactly what they mean.

Man1: What’d JuJu go to jail for?
Man2: He had an affliction for other peoples cars.

by JamesMadison1845 June 6, 2023

Affexting

"Affection texting" - texting your friend about hugging, cuddling, or showing platonic affection in any other way.

Kind of like sexting, but instead of sexual activities, it's just platonic love.

I have no friends IRL and I'm affection-starved, so I enjoy affexting my online friends a lot.

by Moon_xoxoxo April 20, 2025

Affliction Dick

Whenever the penis stops working because the person has worn too much affliction clothing

Mike:yo did you fuck Sarah last night?
Xavier:nah I got affliction dick mid way

by Venezuelan dihh December 27, 2025

Ninja Affliction

The name of the sexual act in which raucous sex is performed, and recorded, while other people are asleep in the room...the key: no one must catch you.

Man, her roommate must have been on Ambien, because our recording session was definitely a Ninja Affliction!

by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012

cost affective disorder

An Individual or group of individuals displaying motivations for their behaviors solely based on the acquisition of resources in the most efficient and corporate based manner. What is profitable and 'good for the company' is a metaphor that drives their entire life outlook and moral/social philosophy.

"I swear Tony would sell his own children for the right price, I wonder if he has any emotions at all." "yeah, That new corporate job has given him cost affective disorder"

by duitbrains June 12, 2014

Negroidian Affectation

When a person of a particular race emulate and/or have an obsession with black culture or people.

This term, along with negroidian expenditures were coined by Wendy Williams during her early 2000's NYC-based radio show, The Wendy Williams Experience.

That white boy actting like he come from the projects. Maybe he has a negroidian affectation?

by thegnel May 5, 2016

Procrastinator Afliction syndrome

A widely spread temporal sickness among most college students where the infected patient constantly procrastinates with out regard of their own time and or friends which may cause many other problems some like meme addiction and crippling depression.

Pew die pie seems to have problems gaming and hasn't done a video in a long time he mus have Procrastinator Afliction syndrome

by Scrublordgaben420 February 24, 2017