The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.

Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!

by Refenestrated December 28, 2021

Thomas Admiration

Pretty/perfect/ adorable/ hot no matter what you look like

I have thomas admiration no matter what you look like

by Menopause December 13, 2022

admiral general aladine

otherwise known as admiral general adeline he is the dictator of the world and we worship the ground he walks on 😘

“have you seen admiral general aladine before?”
“yes he is my friend with benefits!”

by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023

admiral boop

The best damn guy on the internet. Most knowledgeable "AvGeek" in Matt's discord server and Known for giving "Boops" of affection to people he likes.

Guy #1: "Damn did you see Admiral Boop win that argument in Matt's discord today? Hes the best damn guy on the internet!"
Guy #2: "If you want to talk planes go see Admiral Boop"
Admiral Boop: "Boop"

by Admiral Boop September 1, 2018

Admiral Tryhard

A youtuber that wants to rise in the ranks and make people laugh even in the darkest of times in there life, he represents all the funny things and terrible edits in his videos

Did you see that new funny youtuber Admiral Tryhard

by Admiral Tryhard July 25, 2017

Sperm Admiral

Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.

"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."

by anonymous April 18, 2024

Grand Admiral Bible

The best moderator in the world, extremely based. He knows all information about America, Fallout, and Star Wars. No person is a bigger patriot and the best fit person for executive moderator.

Who is the most based mod in PCM?

Grand Admiral Bible of course!

by The Crusader of God119837 March 11, 2021