Bosworth Academy

A shit school in the middle of fucking nowhere that loves to put students in detention and have noncey teachers who stare at the kiddies changing in PE.

First guy: yo g where you moving
Second guy: Bosworth Academy
First guy: Fuck me that’s a shit school

by Bobstain404 March 28, 2019

Screwball Academy

The worst movie of all time. If googled, there are only a handful of mentions and it is next to impossible to find a VHS copy of it anywhere

I saw Screwball Academy and the last line was, "...have fun, cause things don't go 'round forever."

by Nathan Tiberius October 24, 2007

Urban Academy

Urban Academy is a school created in 1823 by Abe Lincoln and Gandalf, the two decided to team up and open a school. They decided to magically merge into one person, a guise they affectionately called Herb. Urban is famous for having no regents tests and letting it's students pick classes. It also has a rule that forbids people from personally attacking each other, a policy that approximately 3% of the school gives two shits about. The school likes to pretend it has an anti-drug policy but anyone with half a brain knows it's bullshit because about half the school is high at any given time. Examples of classes: The Russian Revolution, Psychoanalyzing Sponge Bob and How to Roll a Blunt. The thing that keeps the kids in check is Herb's Magical Eye Laser attack it does -5 charisma and over 9000 damage, the military is currently trying to create prototypes of Herb's eyes to be mounted on predator drones in the Afghanistan/Pakistan border. The D.O.E breed a vast army of elite Uraki and sent them to destroy the academy and take over all of New York, Herb was undaunted, he started up his Gundam with Laser axe, Anti-Aircraft Railgun and phase armor, with catchy Jap-pop music playing in the background. Standing on the J-rec stairs he repelled the D.O.E's forces for three hours. After slicing the head off of the last Uraki, Herb screamed at the top of his lungs (not very loud) Get the fuck outta my school! After the great battle of J-rec the D.O.E never fucked with Urban again.

"I'm 32 why am I in high school?" "Lol Urban Academy"

by Queens Rage January 27, 2011

Academies of Loudoun

A magnet school with three programs

AOS - Academies of Science (highest GPA and SAT scores out of the three programs, also the most likely to make you want to kill yourself)
AET - Academies of Engineering (they're also pretty smart i guess)
MATA - I don't fucking remember what it is (everyone here either actually wants to pursue the program they're taking in MATA, or they just want an easy ass senior year. fuck MATA)

Dr. Wolfe is my goat

Fuck this school (academies of loudoun)

Fr bro

Guys I go to MATA

Shut the fuck up kys

by ihatetheacademies October 9, 2023

Career academy

Career Academy is also known as queer academy or fear academy because 36% of their students are a part of the lgbtqia+ community. hands-on 6-12 grade school, that requires uniform and proper attire. students school day ends at 3:55 basically 5 but some students don't get to leave till 6 A very diverse school with many great programs, rapist teacher(s), and teachers who give other students anxiety attacks but for the most part the teacher love what they do.

"Sorry I didn't have time to change my outfit I go to Career academy."

"look at those rich kids NICE UNIFORMS QUEER ACADEMY"

by genderqueer_bitch February 9, 2022

Traip Academy

A highscool in kittery maine full of tards, stoners, and minecraft youtubers, and maybe if you look hard enough... normal people

Wow, I didn't know you went to Traip Academy!

by OhMyDongle October 6, 2017

Penrice Academy

Penrice Academy is full off gormless year 7 midgets with ketchup stains on there blazers, Musty covered hands with sausage roll greese on them. They make "Yo Mama" jokes like it's the funniest thing in the world and the only thing you can hear in a year 7 yard is "SHEEEEEESHH!" like shut the fuck up - JB

I hate Penrice Academy.

by MargaretThatchersCrustyMinge October 10, 2021