Bridge academy is the shittest school in the whole of London, teachers like Mr White need to get a life and leave students alone. Mr Simpson also needs to get a life and do his job as a maths teacher instead of staring at all his students all the time
by Blagout123 October 15, 2019
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AOS - Academies of Science (highest GPA and SAT scores out of the three programs, also the most likely to make you want to kill yourself)
AET - Academies of Engineering (they're also pretty smart i guess)
MATA - I don't fucking remember what it is (everyone here either actually wants to pursue the program they're taking in MATA, or they just want an easy ass senior year. fuck MATA)
Dr. Wolfe is my goat
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