Skirt Day - (n.) - The spring day that is just warm enough, predictably in the 65-70 degree range, where every girl's biological alarm clock chimes. The young Co-Ed's will don their floppy skirts, uggs or flipflops (or uggflops if they existed), popped pastel polos of various vintages & fashion shops as well as sunglasses with fist sized lens. Precursors include but aren't limited to long lines at Campus Tan, overcrowded ellipticals at the plex, and sudden sell-outs of Crest White strips and the Proactive System...
by N Cam April 9, 2008
Get the Skirt Daymug. by yup August 12, 2004
Get the Turtle Skirtmug. A piece of smoking hot hispanic pussy.
Explanation: The meat of choice of the hispanics is skirt steak and no one cooks it better, therefore, that juicy piece of meat translates well to great hispanic pussy. Not to mention of course, that the meat under a skirt is clearly pussy.
Explanation: The meat of choice of the hispanics is skirt steak and no one cooks it better, therefore, that juicy piece of meat translates well to great hispanic pussy. Not to mention of course, that the meat under a skirt is clearly pussy.
by Headmonger January 5, 2010
Get the Skirt steakmug. 1. A man who finds himself attracted to any member of the human race with two boobs and a happy fun spot. Often spends a majority of his pointless and lonely life chasing after such a member of the human race completely ignorant to the fact that they have no interest in him and would wish for him to rot in a ditch somewhere with a clown jumping up and down on his deflated testicles.
2. Harsh Reality
2. Harsh Reality
"If I were to kick him in the crotch too hard, I might accidentally give him brain damage and kill him. AND THEN WHO WOULD BE THE BAD PERSON THING!?"
by Ryunnie July 31, 2003
Get the Skirt chasermug. The natural brunette wore a modest mini skirt that didn't show her whole body. The peroxide blonde did.
by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007
Get the mini skirtmug. noun. A flap of gut that hangs over the pants, usually covering the belt. can be applied to both man or woman
Me: Damn I thought I saw this hot girl then she took off her jacket and her meat skirt fell out and covered up most of her Billy Ray Cyrus belt buckle
You: stop sleeping with my mom!
You: stop sleeping with my mom!
by kill yourself please October 3, 2005
Get the meat skirtmug. Another name for a mustache.
"Milk", describing the color an upper lip fades to after wearing a mustache for an extended period of time.
"Skirt" describing the growth of hair that protects this sensitive, sensual area.
"Milk", describing the color an upper lip fades to after wearing a mustache for an extended period of time.
"Skirt" describing the growth of hair that protects this sensitive, sensual area.
"We rarely catch such a glimpse under the milk skirt"
(After performing cunnilingus) "Well.. I'm off to scrub the ole milk skirt..."
"Randy began acting like a real diva after he started wearing that milk skirt."
(After performing cunnilingus) "Well.. I'm off to scrub the ole milk skirt..."
"Randy began acting like a real diva after he started wearing that milk skirt."
by Vitamin-B April 3, 2013
Get the milk skirtmug.