Glenn Evans the III

He is the a sexy ass motherfucker,the goat, and a hero. Respect the goated WR
Birth: June 23rd 2004
Fun fact his favorite food are hotdogs.
I wish I was Glenn Evans the III so I could be the goat-Alexis
by Vincent Vega's long lost son. December 17, 2019
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John Glenn Westland

Home of the rockets! If you want to be hoed or heartbroken, this is the place to be! Our football team is the munchiest in the nation, and our cheer team follows along to make a perfect match! Everyone is ran through, people light blunts in the bathrooms/locker rooms , and dick is more free than the wigs pulled off in the multiple fights every week! Not to mention we’re the second to worst athletic school in the KLAA east division, after #WayneMemorial ofc! Most people who attend this school don’t know the difference of “your” and “you’re” but, hey, at least our girls bowling team won the state championship!
Boy1: wtddd where you from btc
Girl1: john glenn westland! ;)
Boy1: ah hell nah, when’s the last time y’all won a football game?
Girl1: idk :( those boys just need a little more support :(, can I make it up with some head? :(
Boy1: oh, you nasty rocket.
by Arealassbtc December 06, 2022
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The Glenn

Ordering pizza combinations that make no sense and end up costing more anyway. IE ordering two pizzas, 1/2 pepperoni 1/2 cheese rather than one of each.
Hey man, did you order pizzas for tonight? Yea! I got The Glenn! Two half and half!
by Partyfire July 25, 2024
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Glenn Mahon

Man with a tine tiny shlog
Omg Glenn Mahon where is it???? Is it in yet ????
by Maxiscoolandhasbigdick October 28, 2021
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some cool badass mothafuckas that know how to rock ,get pussy, and tear shit the fuck up. They follow their boy glenn the lead basser (a badass mothafucka that know how to bass) in hopes to become the greatest fucking rock band of all time!!!!!!
"yo dude did you go to that rock show last night glenn and the other couple of fellas took over the stage and liz flashed her tits."
"yeah dude that shit is so fucking badass"
by Saturdaay February 02, 2022
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Ryan Glenn

Prepare to have your heartstrings tugged and your funny bone tickled, because Ryan Glenn is the epitome of attractiveness, kindness, and humor all rolled into one irresistible package.

Let's start with his looks – Ryan could easily be mistaken for a Hollywood heartthrob. With his captivating smile that could light up a room and eyes that sparkle with warmth and sincerity, it's no wonder heads turn when he walks by. He's the type of person who effortlessly commands attention without even trying.

But Ryan isn't just a pretty face; he's got a personality that's just as magnetic. His wit is as sharp as a razor, and his humor has a way of brightening even the dullest of days. Whether he's cracking jokes or sharing hilarious anecdotes, spending time with Ryan is like being in the presence of pure joy.

And let's not forget about his kindness – it's like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. Ryan's compassion knows no bounds, and he's always there to lend a helping hand or offer a listening ear to those in need.

Ryan Glenn: the Urban Dictionary definition of good looks, kindness, and humor all wrapped up in one charming package. So if you ever find yourself in need of a pick-me-up, just spend some time with Ryan. Trust us, you won't be disappointed.
OMG have you seen Ryan Glenn he is so good looking and has a large package down under, and real tent in his pants, A footlong philly woman pleaser, he made me so wet.
by MR. Honest31 April 04, 2024
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The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.
"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"
by Lynch/Fellini May 31, 2023
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