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bell a man 

Could you ring me please
Please ring me dear friend
please bell a man bruv
oi bruv bell a man
bell a man by GoonerJD March 22, 2011

Beating a man to death with a shovel 

A mistake commonly made by gardeners who can't tell a client from their garden.
Onlooker: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING A MAN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL?

Gardener: What man?

A child will never become a man in five Bucks 

A child will never become a man in five Bucks
Whats the real meaning please
A child will never become a man in five Bucks

get yourself a man from congo 

It means get yourself a guy with a big dick.
Yeah, I just found out the average size of a dick in South Korea is 3.8, in America 5, and JESUS CHRIST in Congo it is 7.6. Damn Marry, get yourself a man from Congo.

ur ancestor a man molester

All other ur insults bow down to this God of an insult
Tommy: ur family tree lgbt
Nick: stfu ur ancestor a man molester
Tommy explodes into a fucking oblivion

ur moms a man 

best comeback to any roast
you can say this to anyone

hey screw it say it at church
Josh: hey what’s up
Alyssa: ur moms a man
Nate : that’s gay