darren shan

me-DARREN SHAN IS THE BOMB!!!
person-who are u even talking about
me-DARREN SHAN DUH HAVE YOU EVER READ THR VAMPIRE SRES?!?
person-no BUT i have read HARRY POTTER
me- =.=

darren shan

by Izuku midorya ::>_<::◑﹏◐◑︿◐😈 March 9, 2020

daddy darren

A man who eats pussy juice as much as he drinks popeyes pussy. Sweeta then my pussy

Man Daddy Darren ate me out last night.

by Dj lol December 23, 2017

darren lim

Darren is the kind of guy who doesn’t let anyone through his house.

Let’s go over to Darren Lims house?
Darren “ oh hell no”

by Yap Ming yes December 12, 2019

Darren Criss

when you are in deep in love with Darren Criss and you would actually be Mia Swier

Darren Criss

by gleeblaineclub January 15, 2021

Darren Small Cock

Noun

Derogatory name of a man with a penis of below average girth. Applies no matter what length

(1st girl) "how was your date last night?"
(2nd girl) "Date with who?...Oh, Darren Small Cock. It was 'grrreat'... I didn't get much or orgasm until after he left ;)"

by tracyducy December 16, 2012

Dirty Uncle Darren

A mixed drink consisting of Crown Royal, Ginger Ale and Bitters. Adding a maraschino cherry makes it "Dirty".

Bartender, get me a Dirty Uncle Darren. And make it double dirty.

by DinKyDK April 11, 2011

Houdini Darren Delight

Similar to the houdini cheesecake except your mate runs out the closet and bums you. All gay men are called Darren hence the name of this rather cynical surprise act.

"Darren you twat, can't believe you tried the Houdini Darren Delight on me. It's a good thing you are a soft arse otherwise you may have overpowered and bummed me!"

by Ste Crayston March 3, 2007