a substitute for a swear word.
Person 1: Hey did you remember to bring your project in today?
Person2: OH CRUNCH PATTIES! I thought they were due tomorrow.
Person2: OH CRUNCH PATTIES! I thought they were due tomorrow.
by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick October 30, 2008
Get the crunch pattiesmug. This is a tasty drink drank that combines liquor, 100% juice concentrates, and protein powder. Resulting in a thick concoction that will leave you crunk.
by Thor's trusty steed Sleipner July 17, 2007
Get the crunch punchmug. Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As the govenator of California, I will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!"
Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!
Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!
by Captain Corned Beef March 29, 2009
Get the Credit Crunchmug. Noun: Fat hispanic man or woman used for someone's sexual wants, needs or desires.
How to Use: A horny man or woman go behind an overweight person, grab their fat into a clump and start rubbing their genitals against them.
How to Use: A horny man or woman go behind an overweight person, grab their fat into a clump and start rubbing their genitals against them.
by Do The Mario February 1, 2018
Get the Gordido Crunchmug. When one person fills their underwear with potato chips and uses their hand to crush the chips around their genitals while their partner holds their head between the legs and catches the falling chip crumbs with their mouth.
by Cincinnati Bungle February 29, 2016
Get the Crunch Bunchingmug. n. A kitty litter box full of gravel-crunchy shit lumps and dry puddles of piss, an irresistible crunchfest for the canine species.
My dog Seabiscuit was crazy for Cat'n Crunch, no matter what I did to keep him away from the litterbox. His breath stank of catshit, even after he washed it down drinking from the toilet.
by saint_adventure October 13, 2014
Get the Cat'n Crunchmug. by Redneck Punk February 27, 2013
Get the cookie crunchmug.