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Nigger 5000

you know Joe down the street? yeah he got one of them new nigger 5000's. works like a charm. picks cotton faster than any of my niggers.
by blargalarga June 24, 2015
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500headstrat

When something is so incredibly smart that a 5head moment doesn't even come close to express the smartness of this move
person 1: do you know that you can close Spotify to skip their ads?
person 2: really? damn, that is a 500headstrat
by Pauyy October 10, 2021
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gawk gawk 5000XL

Classed as a general anaesthetic and the post-nut clarity is comparable to insomnia symptoms .
friend 1 : how'd it go last night with molly?
friend 2 : bro she gave me the gawk gawk 5000XL,
friend 1: nawww, where she leave you?
friend 2: in the shadow realm bro
by homiedrippin November 18, 2020
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Chicken nugget 5000

Group that Sebee forces people to join
Sebee: DO U WAT RECRUIT? JOIN CHICKEN NUGGET 5000 AND GIVE ROBUK ALSO USE STAR CODE SEBEE
by sd8322 May 31, 2021
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Faggotron-5000

When somebody is being so extremely unenjoyable and faggot-like, you can't think of any other word to call them except for Faggotron-5000.
Man, Jeff won't quit cock-blocking me in front of Linda, what a Faggotron-5000!
by FreakinFreakk July 28, 2011
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Audi 5000

An adjective desribing one or more people who intend on leaving a particular place. Audi's model 5000 sedan was plagued with a problem charcterized by unintended acceleration, in which drivers' complained that the vehicle lurched forward when their foot was on the brake pedal. In reality, it turned out that the acclerator and brake pedals were unusually close together. This is why Audi 5000 is associated with leaving quickly, because that is what this vehicle did when some old fartknocker hit the gas instead of the brakes.
by Big Pimp March 1, 2005
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Death Fan 5000

A game where several rat traps are placed on the blades of a ceiling fan, the more the better, and when each of the participants are ready, the fan is turned on High. The goal is to avoid getting hit by the traps.
Last night's game of Death Fan 5000 was awesome!
by Goony goon April 26, 2005
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