1st Feb

1st February is the best day a perfect human can take birth. He/she is the luckiest person. They are loyal, kind, friendly and loves and cares everyone. They can help everyone without any hesitation. The one who is in a good friendship or a relationship with them, they are said to be the blessed ones.

"That person born on 1st February is very generous and loves everyone!"

by hahahaula November 23, 2021

October 1st

The worst day of all time. Imagine taking acid, you have bad tripsitters, and in a bad mindset....yea

"Damn you remember October 1st how was it?"
"Fucking terrible."

by MaddieWilson November 24, 2021

June 1st

Is the day amazing people are born. They make you laugh and are loyal friends. They'll do anything to make you smile. Their birthday is often overshadowed by the first day of pride month, so please remember to say a happy birthday to them, they'll appreciate it the most!

Person 1: When your birthday
Person 2: June 1st.

by Urmum1000 November 23, 2021

1st of November

The day you respect your mortal, tall, retarded friends and give them the attention they need.

Respect me short mortals for it is the 1st of November

by F- it November 5, 2021

September 1st

National Yorknew City Day: So it’s basically to celebrate the day when Gon, Killua, Kurapika, and Leorio go to Yorknew city :>

Person: Guess what day it is? What? It’s September 1st! The day when Gon, Killua, Leorio, And Kurapika go to Yorknew City!

by Glossyr0sez October 6, 2021

Fappy 1st

December 1st. A day of profound celebration, for on this day the most respectable men of our world celebrate the end of their No-Nut November exhibition. Only those who managed to keep their hands holstered for the full month may fap on this day. Having repented from sinning for so long, the honorable few fap from sunrise to sunfall. Some fap to remember, some fap to forget, all fap alone yet, together too. Those who did not complete No-Nut November mustn't fap on this day for the right is reserved for those who have shown mercy to the meat.

"I love when they start playing christmas music on the radio because I know that means Fappy 1st is coming!"
"Aw man! All my buddies are celebrating Fappy 1st except me because I was too weak. Damn you 2 Broke Girls!"
"Hey Dad, can I go to Uncle Ray's for dinner?" "I dont see why not." "Aw jee thanks Dad!" "Happy Fappy 1st son." "Happy Fappy 1st Dad!"

by Mingo16 November 26, 2018

The 1st Tposer

Jesus Christ was the first T-poser as he T-posed to wash away our dirty sins.

Humans: *do n a s t y things*
The 1st Tposer (jesus): “Ok bouta head out”

by Suckmybutteredtoast May 10, 2019