February 1st

February 1st is for very cool people

People on this day love Rick astley (because he’s the best) They all so look great

Were you born on February 1st

Yeah

by Rickrollfan9777 September 21, 2021

The 1st Tposer

Jesus Christ was the first T-poser as he T-posed to wash away our dirty sins.

Humans: *do n a s t y things*
The 1st Tposer (jesus): “Ok bouta head out”

by Suckmybutteredtoast May 10, 2019

September 1st

Self-Love Day
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!

If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you

Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders

Friend 1:I'm useless
Friend 2: Hey! It's September 1st! I will fight you!

by ( 0-0 ) November 18, 2020

Fappy 1st

December 1st. A day of profound celebration, for on this day the most respectable men of our world celebrate the end of their No-Nut November exhibition. Only those who managed to keep their hands holstered for the full month may fap on this day. Having repented from sinning for so long, the honorable few fap from sunrise to sunfall. Some fap to remember, some fap to forget, all fap alone yet, together too. Those who did not complete No-Nut November mustn't fap on this day for the right is reserved for those who have shown mercy to the meat.

"I love when they start playing christmas music on the radio because I know that means Fappy 1st is coming!"
"Aw man! All my buddies are celebrating Fappy 1st except me because I was too weak. Damn you 2 Broke Girls!"
"Hey Dad, can I go to Uncle Ray's for dinner?" "I dont see why not." "Aw jee thanks Dad!" "Happy Fappy 1st son." "Happy Fappy 1st Dad!"

by Mingo16 November 26, 2018

June 1st

Is the day amazing people are born. They make you laugh and are loyal friends. They'll do anything to make you smile. Their birthday is often overshadowed by the first day of pride month, so please remember to say a happy birthday to them, they'll appreciate it the most!

Person 1: When your birthday
Person 2: June 1st.

by Urmum1000 November 23, 2021

1st Feb

1st February is the best day a perfect human can take birth. He/she is the luckiest person. They are loyal, kind, friendly and loves and cares everyone. They can help everyone without any hesitation. The one who is in a good friendship or a relationship with them, they are said to be the blessed ones.

"That person born on 1st February is very generous and loves everyone!"

by hahahaula November 23, 2021

Queefina the 1st

The secret love-child of Queen Elizabeth II and the famous drag queen Trixie Mattel, she was the first person to ever queef right after being born, hence her name Queefina. She is the secret founder of floptok and was born on April 20th, 1969. When she was 1 day old she was put up for adoption and was sent to Intercourse, Pennslyvania to live with a furry suit maker for a mother and a porn director for a father. She is now a furry porn director and still lives in Intercourse to this day.

"Who the fuck is Queefina the 1st?"
"The only good thing to come out of Queen Elizabeth's womb."

by Jerry McNoBitches November 28, 2022