act performed at a party when someone passes out on the floor, chair, or anything thats not a bed, when every able-bodied male drags his balls across the persons face for a total of 100 times
-dude, Fred passed out still holding his beer
-(shouts) 100 TEABAGS!
-all guys unzip and teabag the poor bastard
-(shouts) 100 TEABAGS!
-all guys unzip and teabag the poor bastard
by alexwtf93 August 02, 2011
First and foremost being honest with yourself so that you can be honest with others and most importantly honest with God.
Similar to: Keep it real.
Lord help me keep it 100!
Similar to: Keep it real.
Lord help me keep it 100!
Keep it 100 with ya boy.
by Matheten Music October 10, 2020
This term is used to describe a jacked alpha male whose heterosexual status is very obvious. A 100% straight male will always pursue success, from accomplishing chords of braided muscle to breeding with a fit Instagram model. He always prioritizes his appearance, health and social status amongst hot women. He'll regularly provide judgemental aid and guidance to men and women on how to better themselves, even to those who do not share common intentions, since a 100% straight male is utterly invested in his lifestyle and has no interest in changing his behavior.
Arthur: Damn, dude... Hizkiahu's girlfriend is so fit! And she's a Fashion Nova model!
Ran: He's clearly 100% straight.
Ran: He's clearly 100% straight.
by tenenbaumogger March 17, 2021
by The_Visionary July 06, 2014
by Kicks fiend November 29, 2015
"I just made 100 bucks today!"
"Keep it 100."
"You know what, I think I will resist the temptation to smoke and drink my earnings away."
"That's smart, bro."
"Keep it 100."
"You know what, I think I will resist the temptation to smoke and drink my earnings away."
"That's smart, bro."
by B.S. Jones January 29, 2015
A GUARANTEE OF 100% CONFORMANCE IN THE FACE OF INFORMATION THAT CLEARY AND OBVIOUSLY SHOWS THAT CONFORMANCE TO BE LESS THAN 100%
When she came home to find several plants dead, I assured her that I had come by to water them a Geico 100% of the days she was away.
After I tested positive, my folks asked if my assurances of abstinence might actually represent a Geico 100%.
I got my Geico 100% when they told me "of course we had your written authorization before we tore your car apart because we obtain that written authorization prior to doing any work 100% of the time."
After I tested positive, my folks asked if my assurances of abstinence might actually represent a Geico 100%.
I got my Geico 100% when they told me "of course we had your written authorization before we tore your car apart because we obtain that written authorization prior to doing any work 100% of the time."
by Senor Jaime December 19, 2009