1 definition by tenenbaumogger

This term is used to describe a jacked alpha male whose heterosexual status is very obvious. A 100% straight male will always pursue success, from accomplishing chords of braided muscle to breeding with a fit Instagram model. He always prioritizes his appearance, health and social status amongst hot women. He'll regularly provide judgemental aid and guidance to men and women on how to better themselves, even to those who do not share common intentions, since a 100% straight male is utterly invested in his lifestyle and has no interest in changing his behavior.
Arthur: Damn, dude... Hizkiahu's girlfriend is so fit! And she's a Fashion Nova model!
Ran: He's clearly 100% straight.
by tenenbaumogger March 17, 2021
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