Tom

A person who calls out a lot from work.

I don't feel like going to work, so I am going to pull a Tom.

by Matt "Ben" Ryan April 15, 2012

Tomming

When a person punches themselves in the junk repeatedly due to the outcome of a sporting event.

I wonder if Tom can still father children after "tomming" himself all last night because of Cutler's performance.

by snobbig j November 18, 2009

Toms

Nice Butt

Wow, she has a pair of toms!

by axeboy1778 June 9, 2013

Tom

Tom. He is THE boy. The boy of ones dreams (well at least of MY dreams). Once you lay your eyes on him, there is no going back. Tom is the type that no matter how much you deny that you don't love him, is still always there. His smile shines your world and melts your heart. His personality warms your heart and makes you smile. When you are down, the thought of him alone makes you feel comforted. And just a glance of him gives you a whole roller coaster ride. Tom is the boy that you will always end up loving. He is the one, the one for ME. I LOVE YOU!

Someone: Where is Tom?
Me: In my heart and my mind.
I REALLY DO LOVE YOU!
Thomas Michael Goggin
Post Falls
CB

by Caramelob12 July 25, 2018

Tom

An item that old men use to titty fuck because of his huge boobs

Tom let matt titty fuck him

by Darragh48615 November 21, 2019

Tom

The type of guy who is a typical white guy and is the best boyfriend you can ask for.He also hangs out in the hood and hangs around a load of chicks.

'Tom is the best boyfriend ever!'

by RealDaddy978 November 8, 2016

Tom

he's one hell of a nigga

- President Obama

tom is a blasian ass nigga bruuuh

by Ruby _ January 2, 2020