~Allen is a douchebag who never takes a shower or washes the only 3 sets of clothes he owns. Let's kick his ass.
by Anonymousperson123456 April 24, 2006
Get the douchebagmug. by (:-P) November 20, 2009
Get the Douchebagmug. any of those lame albinos who works at Hollister and wears flip flops in January. These people fail to realize that even though they wish they were in California, it is actually snowing outside and their frostbitten toes will only add to their douchebagedness.
by tnp April 14, 2006
Get the douchebagmug. 1. A male who thinks he is the shit when he is actually just a piece of shit.
2. Males who dress in pink shirts with popped collars and crooked ball cap with too much fake gold or platinum jewelry.
3. Any teenage asshole who rides a crotch rocket down the interstate at 90 miles an hour while dodging in between cars and cutting off trucks.
4. The guy who gets way too drunk at the club or party, hits on everyone else's girl, and makes a scene if he thinks you're cockblocking him. You'll find this guy puking in the toilet or getting his pussy ass beat by the bouncers outside the club at the end of the night.
5. A male who is such a shitty piece of crap that he isn't fit to be used for vaginal hygene. The male equivalent to a cunt.
6. A male who is sociopath light. This type of male has no conscience and will resort to any sort of conduct necessary to get what he wants without concern for how his conduct might affect those around him. These males are not quite at the level of full blown sociopaths as they generally do not engage in criminal or truly evil conduct. They are more likely to resort to mean spirited and petty anti social behavior like cock blocking, adultery, rumor spreading, negative cheating, and of course threatening to attack you if you stand up to them.
2. Males who dress in pink shirts with popped collars and crooked ball cap with too much fake gold or platinum jewelry.
3. Any teenage asshole who rides a crotch rocket down the interstate at 90 miles an hour while dodging in between cars and cutting off trucks.
4. The guy who gets way too drunk at the club or party, hits on everyone else's girl, and makes a scene if he thinks you're cockblocking him. You'll find this guy puking in the toilet or getting his pussy ass beat by the bouncers outside the club at the end of the night.
5. A male who is such a shitty piece of crap that he isn't fit to be used for vaginal hygene. The male equivalent to a cunt.
6. A male who is sociopath light. This type of male has no conscience and will resort to any sort of conduct necessary to get what he wants without concern for how his conduct might affect those around him. These males are not quite at the level of full blown sociopaths as they generally do not engage in criminal or truly evil conduct. They are more likely to resort to mean spirited and petty anti social behavior like cock blocking, adultery, rumor spreading, negative cheating, and of course threatening to attack you if you stand up to them.
Brock always brags about the one time he got a meaningless touchdown in that exhibition game but never mentions all of his fumbles during the season. What a douchebag!
That douchebag just grabbed my girl's ass. Then he had the nerve to threaten to kick my ass for getting in between my girlfriend and him.
That douchebag just grabbed my girl's ass. Then he had the nerve to threaten to kick my ass for getting in between my girlfriend and him.
by phoenix 1997 July 10, 2014
Get the douchebagmug. by MineOwedWu's March 17, 2021
Get the Douchebagmug. The little runts who think they are above average looking. They have personality disorders, and have to go live off of women in different states. A relationship fraud. A constant need for attention. Clueless to the sane people around them. A using parasite, who can't get his own anything. A paranoid, control freak, who suffers from morning jealousy, (made up). Very low intelligence. A pathological liar, serial cheater. Always on the lookout for that smile that means just a smile to normal people. Clueless to how stupid it actually looks to others. Struts like a peacock. Stares at itself in the mirror 24/7.
by Tammy 1234 July 30, 2018
Get the DOUCHEBAGmug. "douchebag" literally derives from the term associated with someone filling a paper bag with feces, either their own or of an animal, and then proceeding to set that bag on fire and leave it on a doorstep of someone's house who is deserving of such a gift.
If the term "douchebag" is said ABOUT a person it is the equivalent of calling them a flaming bag of poop.
If the term "douchebag" is said ABOUT a person it is the equivalent of calling them a flaming bag of poop.
by sirieht December 17, 2015
Get the douchebagmug.