number two

evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated

Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

two scoops

When you grab and squeeze a girl/woman's breasts.

Guy-How many raisin's are in Raisin Bran??
Girl-Uh...I don't know..wtf are you talking about?
Guy-*Grabs the girls chest* Two scoops!

by FiremanPhil May 14, 2008

two in the pink

getting two fingers up the vag

He gave her two in the pink.

by Danielle Palle February 11, 2003

Two-catter

A person who is widely known for consistently one-upping someone else during the course of conversation. It sounds like they are just trying to be conversational, but they are really bragging about how whatever you've done or have, they've done/have it more, better, grander, with cooler people, etc.

A: "I have a cat".

B: "Cool, I have two cats".

That guy, Ted, is such a two-catter.

I was telling a story and got two-catted by Ted again.

It was a good evening, but Ted kept two-catting everyone.

by JakeHK December 16, 2019

two in the canoe

Finger blasting. Double clicking the mouse. Gettin' your rocks off. Or just fool on fooling around.

Two in the canoe acurately describes two fingers stimulating a vagina... Whether it be mutual play or self pleasure.

Disclaimer: Not just for Canadian pleasure.

How'd your night go last night?

"Oh man, there was two in the canoe and it was a god damned dream come true!!"

by Kdavi934 May 16, 2016

Two Train

A person or the act of one upping. For example " I saw a train crash the other day! " "oh yeah? I saw 2 trains crash one time! Talk about incredible!" The person claiming the 2 trains crash is a "two trainer". His act of telling the story is "two training"

Ken always two trains me. Every time I tell a story, he's done it better or seen it done more amazingly .

by Bliss savage February 28, 2014

goo in two

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth and vagina during the same orgasm.

Shawna was so pleased when Nick pulled out to cum, shot some in her mouth, and stuffed his cock back in her pussy for the rest. She happily exclaimed "I love goo in two - great aim!"

by MarkMakers December 1, 2018