snoodie crunch

well defined "fat ass" pussy

"Tonight i will try to hook up with my girl and get some snoodie crunch!"

by youwantrobert January 27, 2009

crunch punch

This is a tasty drink drank that combines liquor, 100% juice concentrates, and protein powder. Resulting in a thick concoction that will leave you crunk.

Hey Sleezus your gonna get the illest drunk ever off the crunch punch.

by Thor's trusty steed Sleipner July 17, 2007

Credit Crunch

The cereal that Chuck Norris eats for breakfast

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As the govenator of California, I will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!"

Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!

by Captain Corned Beef March 29, 2009

Gordido Crunch

Noun: Fat hispanic man or woman used for someone's sexual wants, needs or desires.
How to Use: A horny man or woman go behind an overweight person, grab their fat into a clump and start rubbing their genitals against them.

A: I have such a hard on dude.
B: Don't worry there's a Gordido Crunch over there.

by Do The Mario February 1, 2018

nudy crunch

gettin' some; the act of having sex ;)

Jaquita: OKAY MOM! Gettin' summa dat nudy crunch!!

Mom: What? I ain't got no cereal!

by ShidaBoo & Reeka February 11, 2009

Bacon Crunch

Bun + Bacon + Onion + Slat and Pepper + (Cheese) + Bun = Bacon Crunch
That crunch is delicioso!

Do you want a bacon crunch?

by BKFC January 24, 2021

Cap'n Crunching

The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.

The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.

by SINJim February 4, 2021