dirty la croix

When snuggling with your babe on a Thursday night and she brought that water juice so good and bubbly it blew your socks off but one shoe was double laced so that sock stayed on so you got a blowie with your fizzy pop

Is that a sock on your foot or did you have a dirty la Croix last Thursday.

by La croix boi October 2, 2021

Dirty frostin

When a big humungous wiener go’s so far up your butt it hits your heart and you die

“Oh hey did you hear Becky got dirty frostined last night”

by Dirty frostin lover October 2, 2021

Dirty Monica

A mom from Kansas that loves foot massages

I met Monica for dinner and she got tired of her heels so I gave her a dirty Monica.

by DirtySanchez999 October 2, 2021

dirty kreg

A Kreg just getting off work.

Even after work Kreg really isn't considered a dirty kreg

by OzK October 2, 2021

Dirty zies

2 girls one cup but with guys instead

Did you see Johnny Sins and Ron Jeremy preform a dirty zies?

by Kingzies October 3, 2021

dirty junky

One who will rub fecal matter all over their genitalia whilst proceeding to have sexual intercourse anally.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear that Maddison is a dirty junky?
Guy 2: I knew she was a freak!
Guy 1: Tell me about it!

by BeanerWoman October 3, 2021

dirty macbeth

a really old teacher that bumshags sir Sarpong while watching Danny DeVito star in hentai

oh yeah bro my teacher pulled a dirty Macbeth during 4th period!

by dannydevitoishot October 4, 2021