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Designated Dick

A designated male that a woman/male sees exclusively for stress reducing high quality sex. Different from a fwb (friend with benefits) in the sense that a D.D. can usually be depended on supplying orgasms a FWB is usually just for N.S.A. sex.
"My week has been soooo fucking stressful I need to get in touch with my Designated Dick"
by Professor Sequoia August 24, 2022
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Swamp dick

Sweaty crotch area after a big gaming session!
Damn ! I've got real swamp dick today !
by Sausages342 August 25, 2022
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Chef Dick

Furthermore, it is the wiser linecook who has graduated. Not to be mistaken with linecook dick. Chef Dick is the single male, usually in a Sioux chef or head chef position who has figured out all the secrets to sex, been married, has divorced, raising children and has a furnished apartment he utilizes to coerce the Kundalini within a women.

Often has DMT Cartridges, variations of LSD and Newport 100s. He's tattooed, usually in random places and incomplete.
Sara: I heard Zach is Going to a Tool concert after work.

Anna: I love the menu he organized, we've been getting a lot of service.
Sarah: I heard he microdoses acid for mental health.
Anna: He must have that Chef Dick
by AubSnow August 28, 2022
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Dick trip

When a person attempts to operate out of their intellectual weight class and gets called out for it.
Did you see the muhfkkr Eric try and be smart, boy's a total dick trip.
by GoneJuan August 30, 2022
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Dick eating

The action of your friends sucking your dick with words
by Didiogugifys August 30, 2022
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Useless dick flap

That guy is an useless dick flap, too bum to accomplish anything
by Dattokar August 31, 2022
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Dirty Dick Water

When you ring out the sweat from your boxers during a major case of swamp-ass and save it in a vessel.
Man I was at a live show and danced my ass off. My boxers were so saturated with swamp ass I could’ve accumulated an entire Gatorade bottle of ‘Dirty Dick Water’!
by JoelskiJizzle August 31, 2022
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