Shit-dicks

When things turn shit-dicks

Ahhhhh, the fucking snags a burns... shit-dicks!

by Ffsgivmeabreak October 9, 2020

Big Dick Daddy

The hottest man like you just want him to fuck you he has the biggest dick in the entire universe

Girl 1: Bro is that a Big Dick Daddy?

Girl 2: Yeah; he fucked me last night. He's 14 inches!!

Girl 1: Holy shit!!!

by DeezNutsHAHAGotEm2921 November 23, 2021

homeless dirty dick rider

Is someone who fucks dirty nasty homeless dick rider...

Hey why you acting like a hddickrider bitch you nasty! Stop being a homeless dirty dick rider

by Sondone aka trappbvnditt December 18, 2022

#dick in your mouth

This is the common phrase for the Jasminda falls in the shower and eats her dog

Lol @Jasminda you just got #dick in your mouth

by Great Giti April 16, 2020

Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

Sis before dicks

The feminine counterpart of Bros before hoes. Because no dick (any guy you're interested/ dating, etc.) will be as supportive and caring as your gals squad will always be.

Chloé: No way! So he dumped you out of the blue?
Jeanna: Yes, i think he has another girl
Chloé: No worries, Sis before dicks!! Let's go grab some beers .

by La Garabato November 20, 2016

dick mangle

When Dan Johannesen holds your dick really hard and it turns red.

“Dan gave me a proper dick mangle last night”

by The Cunt hunter 69 January 23, 2018