bland and uninteresting; middle-of-the-road with no distinguishing features. Sometimes implies it is likely to be forgotten.
Etymology: A reference to the Fields of Asphodel from Greek Mythology. It is the afterlife where normal people go, as opposed with absolutely terrible people who go to tartarus, and good people who go to elysium. In some works, those in asphodel are the only ones to lose their memories, as any asphodel-ass song is easily forgotten.
Etymology: A reference to the Fields of Asphodel from Greek Mythology. It is the afterlife where normal people go, as opposed with absolutely terrible people who go to tartarus, and good people who go to elysium. In some works, those in asphodel are the only ones to lose their memories, as any asphodel-ass song is easily forgotten.
by Put you are Name here March 17, 2023
Get the Asphodel-assmug. Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.
by BigDog823 November 2, 2019
Get the Bagel in the assmug. by tieotiwoqo July 13, 2020
Get the Dat assmug. If u are here your balls are huge 👍
by NotRooxeskekekrkekekrke August 13, 2022
Get the Ass music severmug. by Thick coc nigger April 30, 2020
Get the Ass cavity preventionmug. 1. what sasuke uchiha is because all he want is some orochimaru dick and a new jutsu he probably beat his meat to him
this is my last sasuke and orochimaru dick joke I swear
2. a bitch that whines about literally everything that happens to them like sasuke
they usually sound like “oh no naruto beat me i guess it’s time to give orochimaru some gawk gawk twister 2000”
3. the emo nigga from naruto/naruto shippuden who beat up gaara somehow, disappears every 2-3 episodes, and always moaning
this is my last sasuke and orochimaru dick joke I swear
2. a bitch that whines about literally everything that happens to them like sasuke
they usually sound like “oh no naruto beat me i guess it’s time to give orochimaru some gawk gawk twister 2000”
3. the emo nigga from naruto/naruto shippuden who beat up gaara somehow, disappears every 2-3 episodes, and always moaning
by sazuke August 23, 2022
Get the bitch ass niggamug. the third Sunday in June, a day on which anal sex in particular is honored, especially in Consensual Non-Consenting arrangements
The first known observation of the holiday was on the fifteenth of June, 2008, and is often celebrated in place of, or alongside Father’s Day in the United States
The first known observation of the holiday was on the fifteenth of June, 2008, and is often celebrated in place of, or alongside Father’s Day in the United States
by Perman April 29, 2025
Get the Ass Rape Sundaymug.