Suck my dick

A way of saying “fuck off” but funnier

-“You look like a potato in that picture” “suck my dick

by LittleLily(suck my dick) April 4, 2019

Double dick

When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week

Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year

Jon: ya the Colts got pumped

by Herbert4Life November 6, 2018

my dick so long

When u see ur mum

FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long

by Pussy eater 0 February 22, 2019

Dick eye

When a female hasn't sucked dick in a while may lead to blindness and loss of hearing weight and common sense

Philip gave Taijahnay Dick eye 3 days ago

by Sackofjoy112 October 8, 2025

Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 4, 2018

Slap Dick

A insult simmilar to go fuck yourself originating in Copiague New York

“Yo bro slap dick pussy” “Go slap dick”

by Jurguyz October 15, 2021

Dick rider

Garland locals

“Let’s skate garland”

“Nah (dick rider)”

by Hot curry October 17, 2023