My craziness has a system

A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.

Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"

Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."

by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018

cheese my jeans

An expression for when someone cums in there pants

"looking at this person makes me want to cheese my jeans"

by Jigglemaster420 February 6, 2023

busting my head

Busting my head

You are really busting my head with that sexy picture

by Busting my head April 3, 2023

Sam My Beloved <3

Someone who can make my day better by saying good morning or Hi. The best person to exist in the whole world <3

I love you my beloved sam :D

Sam my beloved <3 your the best person ever :

by Seelie :] March 11, 2022

My Bonnie

The song that is everyone’s jam, that unites all kekkers around the world tOgEtHeR. Say these words and next thing you know you start a devoted choir

Timothy: “Hey, what’s up?”
Ethan: “I’ve been grooving to My Bonnie lately, wanna join?”
Timothy: “Sure! Let’s invite Koh”
Timothy, Ethan and Koh: “My Bonnie lies over the ocean.....”

by ePiC AiDs September 12, 2018

Tits out my ass

You yell this after stubbing your toe, or when something bad happens, or if something is to expensive. like the equivalent of shit, or son of a bitch. This is just a much more fun way of showing your cussing knowledge.

TITS OUT MY ASS THAT CAR IS EXPENSIVE!

by cussergeniass October 1, 2019

Tickle My Tip

To Tickle Ones Penis

Somebody Is Going To Tickle My Tip.

by Juke The Bear December 7, 2023