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Dick Ranch

My dick ranch got all on her face!
by I’m good at scrabble September 27, 2021
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clarky big dick

Coorr girls have you seen clarky big dick yet?
by Mluvky April 21, 2017
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Dick juggler

A whorish woman who has a certain rotation of men (usually the same ones) that she fuck's.
I myself am occasionally a cock dick juggler.
by SunDanceKidd November 19, 2023
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dick in your ear

Dick in your ear: When someone doesn't understand after one or two times of saying it.
Person 1: Hey. Sup?
Person 2: huh?
Person 1: Ya got dick in your ear?

Person 2: WHAT?!
by RavenVixenAzure March 16, 2019
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Suck Dick Day

Every October 20th You get to suck any guys dick without it being gay.
that guy over there just sucked that one guys dick. oh wait i forgot its october 20th meaning it is suck dick day. you can suck anyones dick without it being gay.
by Aqua_Is_Aqua October 7, 2021
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Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.
Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.
by Big Guy Richard April 26, 2022
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Gas Station Dick

Good sex that is given by a blue collar or part-time worker, typically who works in food service or at a gas station. Typically this man will have no aspirations, no professional skills, and minimal to no motivation for moving on in life.
Person 1: how was your date with Caleb?
Person 2: I wouldn’t call that a date—he wants to be a YouTuber. He was just some gas station dick.
by Fwigs April 29, 2024
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