My ass

The phatest ass around

Person 1: "You have a phat ass"
Person 2: "I know, my ass is phat"

by CoolBeanz! February 8, 2021

Swamp donkey havin ass bitch

A bitch who is yet a having ass and yet a swamp donkey.

That girl Miranda, she’s a swamp donkey havin ass bitch

by Miss meowgeee November 26, 2023

devil's ass

When you fuck a girl so hard her ass turns red

I give a girl the devil's ass last night

by TheQueefAngel April 13, 2017

Ass Clarinet

The next progression after being a plain asshat. An ass clarinet makes an emphatic point.

As the night went on, he became even more of a pain in the ass. He was such an ass clarinet.

by WDM50266 May 24, 2023

Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.

I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating

by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025

A Murder in The Ass

A massive headache or real pain in general. Something ultra annoying to deal with altogether.

I tried opening a new bank account yesterday at Wells Fargo. Wells Fargo is a murder in the ass. They constantly lock my account if I get my password wrong more than twice and I can’t fix it until I call or go into one of there branches.

by OrangeCandyBar April 26, 2022

ASS

buttock

Naiomi had a fat ass today.

by Ashton Myler March 22, 2023