French CPR

the act of kissing with tongue while laying on top of the person recieving the kiss. hands on chest are optional.

Dave: did you her that John gave Amanda French CPR, I heard she was blacked out and he woke her back up!
Michael: dude, thats called sexual assault.

by WhyWouldYouPostThis December 31, 2021

French fry boner

A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.

"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered

"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."

by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021

what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking

by bluebear July 30, 2024

French Impale

The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose

Dude, that chick last night totally let me French Impale her.

by B Lo-ki May 7, 2021

French fucktard

A French person who doesn't likes speaking English even though she can.

Girl 1: I met this crazy French girl who didn't want to speak English even though she could.
Girl 2: What do you expect? She's a French fucktard.

by BadDaddy99 December 19, 2023

French Teacher

The French teacher is one of the best teachers, one of the bois who you can make jokes with, unfortunately, they teach French which is unobjectively the WORST subject.

what do we have next? French, with the good French Teacher, I love them but I hate French

by Gog403 May 27, 2023

Get French

To get French with someone means to French kiss someone.

- You went out with Lisa right?

- Yeah. She was okay. The most she'd do was get French with me though.

- ... Forget her then.

by A-tom December 5, 2012