by Alfa bravo team December 14, 2016
Get the Waffle nuttermug. 
Verb:
The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.
The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.
My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.
by Wheezl February 18, 2023
Get the Waffle Housemug. When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone's mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Essentially putting words in someone's mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"
Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"
Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"
Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
by Tomentos July 24, 2024
Get the Waffle Argumentmug. by Inventor of the waffle text. February 18, 2011
Get the waffle textmug. When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.
by felix badcock March 31, 2024
Get the Rusty Waffle Makermug. by tenderbeefqueef January 28, 2017
Get the waffle trotmug.