Yosemite Sam

When you're fucking a girl on her period, or a guy with hemorrhoids, and you pull your dick out and draw a mustache on their face.
Yo dawg, I fucked Briana last night on her period and had to give her the Yosemite Sam
by Allvalleychamp January 14, 2022
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yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.
Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.
by Bernie Sanders OG February 13, 2016
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Uncle Sam Special

While giving a person anal, you rob their pockets of all their money.
by Plutarchheavensbee62 October 03, 2023
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Sam Nombe

Legend of Exeter City and yet went to Rotherham somehow a bigger shithole then Exeter, forever a Grecian 🤍❤️
Did you see Super Sam Nombes goal the other day, yeah it was amazing what a guy shame he’s gone to Rotherham
by Footy7 September 17, 2023
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short sad sam

A very rich short African American boy who if he is smart enough can take your queen. A natural Casanova 100% not a lie. He likes to drink bleach. He is very short and sad. His therapy is going..........ok.
short sad sam touched me in my no no area!!!! CALL THE POLICE
by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023
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short sad sam

A African American boy who is short and sad who can take ur queen if he is smart. Naturally a Casanova definitely not lie. He is a bleach fan a HUGE walking red flag. He is a very emo 100% boohoo. Certified sad boi.
Stop being a short sad sam
by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023
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Sam maloniy

Grease lightning

Sam also known as Charlie shine or otherwise known as elbow grease is a long haired lesbian lover who loves to suck carpet like a alcoholic who spilled there whisky
Samloves wind in the willows “ Sam maloniy
by mikew whiscoucie July 25, 2019
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