Shit-cocked

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.

Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.

by JohnCap May 17, 2006

rate-shit

When a person, place, thing, or idea sucks so bad that it is completely intolerable. You can think of the term "rate-shit" as giving a rating or score to something that sucks so bad, that it cant possibly fit anywhere on a scale of 1 to 10.

example 1- I tried to sharpen this pencil, but the lead keeps breaking and falling out. This pencil is rate-shit.

example 2- My friend, Kyle Martin, had a rate-shit invention idea for a futuristic DVD player.

example 3- The state Montana, found in the northern region of the United States of America, is rate-shit.

by Curtis Maximus October 25, 2009

shit script

1. (n) Doctors writting
2. (v) to write very sloppy
3. (adj) in the manner of a doctor

King Kurry VII- That looks like Chineese, is that Clerical script or cursive script?
Beanerous Brokus I- No its my doctors note, its written in shit script.

Beanerous Brokus I- Wow that is the greatest sentence ever, I dont care if its legible, Ima shit script it before I forget.

Beanerous Brokus I - Man I hate reading his papers, he has shit script wrtting

by Beanerous Brokus I June 1, 2006

sandnigger shit

a good saying to use when u get pissed and are talking to a sandnigger

The line at Mcdonalds

Caucasion guy (nerd); excuse me, do fries come with that?

sandnigger; bitch nigga shit you damn nerd, MOVE

nerd; sandnigger shit, I was here first

sandnigger; ok, you've got it nerdlegs, I don't want to beat your ass, ill get nerd juice on my clothes.

by sandnigger%! July 30, 2013

Shit Faced

being totaly smashed out of your mind

yesterday i went to a party and go so shit faced i striped

by Zo0_Kepper April 5, 2004

shit fuck

a term used when you dont have the words to express how you really feel

person A: dude by the way those bumps down there are herpes.
person B: shit fuck!!!!!!!

by nsu22snowdemon November 7, 2002

shit for brains

A serious medical condition where fecal matter has replaced brain matter. Dangerous, but with low mortality rate.

Symptoms: Verbal diarrhea, poor decision making skills and acne.

Cure: There is no known cure, recommend quarantine from general populace.

Exhibit A: George W Bush - Ran up a big bill, couldn't find a WMD or Osama in 2 terms.
Exhibit B: Everyone who voted for him.
Exhibit C: Most politicians.

Usage: Your alcoholic dad has shit for brains, you are a credit to the family.

by Bushwhacked June 28, 2011