what the fuck bro

Something Chad says to Derek when something crazy is happening

Chad said Derek when Chad got a new stepsister what the fuck bro

by Wolfie the titan February 10, 2021

how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?

The last thing LxmonPeyton said in a snapchat roleplay

"how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?" -LxmonPeyton

by LxmonSage July 3, 2021

what the fuck ever

An extremely dismissive variant of "whatever." Typically employed when you really don't want to hear something and a regular whatever just won't cut it.

Or when spiking an infant into a field goal.

Gabriel: This one time I sp- I spiked an infant into a field goal. Minos Prime begged me not to. He cried on his knees like a bitch.

Minos: O, Gabriel, thy gore shall-
Gabriel: What the fuck ever. *proceeds to absolutely own a human baby*

by extremely aggressive mailman January 8, 2023

Sheets on the futon

A person, usually young male, trying to clean up the house on the chance they are going to get lucky

Not sure if she is worth it, but James "put the sheets on the futon" before his date with Anita.

by LlSS April 21, 2008

Dev of the Fields

A halfway point between hero and villian usually showing a varied advancement towards either end.

I don't know whether to trust that guy from my unit or not. One day he lent me money and the next he was laughing at my dead mother. A Dev of the Fields in the fullest degree.

by skitxspark December 19, 2009

Back to the Future

A awesome movie that made 2015 look awesome, but here it is, 2015..... and it is boring as shit

I wish that our 2015 was more like Back to the Future's 2015 :(

by AKG!@# January 7, 2016

There's pee-pee on the floor

When you find that your beloved pet dog or cat has piddled (pissed, passed micturition, uranated, pottied, peed, etc.) all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

by Telephony August 31, 2016