Tech Tard

A person who is retarded when it comes to techology

I asked my friend Jenny Lee why she never uses her Bluetooth headphones and that's when I called her a tech tard

by Manuel59manuel June 3, 2020

Smart-tard

Usually a self proclaimed educator on the internet that parrots mainstream concensus science without understanding basic physics.

That smart-tard thinks boats go Over the horizon

by Joseph369 June 29, 2020

r-tard

A retard

Stephen is a r-tard

by Stephen alfred September 23, 2020

sus-tard

Someone who does both sus and retarded things at the same time.

Guy 1: *moans audibly for no reason*
Guy 2: Yo can you stop acting like a sus-tard?

by deathly5682 October 30, 2020

Fuck Tard

Someone whos done something so stupid to the point where theyve descended bellow your average levels of retard.

(Guy 1) Hey did you hear what Magnolia said?
(Guy 2) Yeah theyre such a Fuck Tard

by Nyorri November 1, 2020

Sheep-tard

Someone who is mentally impaired by their conformity so much that they wouldn’t understand common sense if it kicked them up the arse.

Wow look at all the sheep-tards.... Could you imagine being that blind?

by Just another Patriot December 21, 2020

mori.tard

A mf who always hits and has seggs with his mutuals

I had seggs with mori.tard today.

by gokutard66 February 14, 2021