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Simp

An acronym for Squirrels In My Pants, the feeling you get when you really like somebody.
Friend 1 - " They got me feelin like I have Squirrels in my Pants"
Ryot - "You a simp, hoe"
by TotallyNotMajorToland February 18, 2021
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Simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
King is such a simp! Stop simping my dude.
by Sharkiller23 May 7, 2020
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simping & blues

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).
“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”
by DJ Dash September 12, 2021
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neander-simp

Beta Simp who practices belief perseverance in the face of Red pill knowledge, facts and evidence.
The neander-simp continues to believe that hypergamy is not real
by RP Johnson December 16, 2024
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SIMP

A person named Ben who chooses a girl over the boys.
Man have you seen how much of a SIMP Ben is?
by 74ina50 May 3, 2020
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simp

lewis: oh look its simp
ayman: JASDEEP
by thatradman April 28, 2020
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Simp

Idubz
Idubz is a simp.
by Microwave goes mmmmmm March 30, 2020
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