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second wind

a girl who used to be percieved as ugly who is now realized to be attractive.
person 1: yo is that quinn?

person 2: yeah. its crazy i used to think she was so ugly.

person 3: i guess she just got her second wind
by mcg swag August 29, 2011
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scone head

the term scone head is often used by young children who tend to get in trouble if the actually swear
'ere m8 ya scone head!'
by daniel hobbs September 29, 2006
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scone

Anything that is lo-class, or cheap. An item of little importance or relevance. Slang for any common pastry as used by those of little intelligence
I hate when our cheap company has quarterly receptions, all they serve are those damn scones. Take this scone and shove it fatty.
by JH March 12, 2003
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scone

watch your scone ... as in ... keep an eye open for the object you're head/scone is about to hit/be hit by
by baz January 8, 2004
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skank scone

You: Yo when I went backpacking through Europe I picked myself up some skank scones
Friend: I bet deys teethes was messed up yo!
You: Damn straight fo shizzle my shiz wupizz. Ya know its triz!
Friend: Yo, PeAcE ~1~ OnE ShOrTaY
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5 second rule

when it is okay to pick up a pick of food or candy from the floor if it has been on the floor for 5 seconds or less, as if germs and filth cannot adhere to an edible morsel during that time frame
Go ahead and eat the m&m -- the five second rule is in effect.
by Winsi July 9, 2004
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Ohno-seconds

Ohno-second is the period of time that is spent waiting for the debit or credit card you just submitted for payment to respond - hopefully with the word "approved", and hopefully not "payment declined" (Oh No!) The ohno seconds are usually spent mentally reviewing your account balances and recent purchases or date of your automatic deposit. MUCH longer than a nano-second, this word is most appropriate while being at the front of a long line in a store with people looking over your shoulder and the pimple-faced clerk glaring at you as if to say "I know YOU can't afford this purchase, loser".
I started to sweat during the ohno-seconds waiting for my card to be accepted while I was standing in line at WalMart with 50.00 worth of melting Ben & Jerry's! Oh no, did that rent check go through yet?"
by Philly Mojo August 19, 2008
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