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Porn Phone

Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!
FUCK! My mom in the anus.. oh yeah.. and i have a porn phone.
by Jake from stat3farm February 22, 2017
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tell the phone

talking while having the phone as though you were talking to someone on the phone but in reality you really are just talking to someone that is around but not really talking directly to them
I had to tell the phone about what I thought was wrong.
If I had to tell the phone then I would get booked.
by Mr. Tellthephone Parrot July 10, 2010
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Phone-ment

When you post your entire life or fun experiences on your phone instead just being in the moment.
Girl 1: “wow this is such a beautiful sunset.”
Girl 2 “yeah I’m gonna post it on my story
Girl 1 “you’re always living in the phone-ment”
by piano August 16, 2020
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Mantalk Stop-Phone

When men congregate, they tend to debate facts and events such as sports trivia. With the popularity of smartphones, people have immediate access to unlimited information about facts and events, making the traditional mode of male conversation irrelevant. The result is that men have fewer conversations, preferring joint experiences of technology such as playing video games together.
Me and my buddies used to debate which new models had the most horsepower but now someone always just googles it on their mantalk stop-phone and gets the actual numbers so we stopped talking about it.
by O-town Daddy October 11, 2013
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Pandemic phone

When you use the economic stimulus money to buy a new cell phone. The new Obama phone.
Yo dawg is that the iPhone 11 pro? Ya bro Trump got me that pandemic phone.
by Shankss9 August 1, 2020
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gaff phone

A concoction of alcoholic beverages transferred into an empty 2L bottle of some sort and shared amongst a group of people leaving a house "gaff" party en route to a nightclub.

The name originates from North County Dublin, the bottle resembles a house phone, & everyone always wants to use the gaff phone!
Who wants to use the gaff phone?

Giz a shot of the gaff phone?

Who's next on the gaff phone?
by MalletMan December 13, 2016
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sock phone

When you hide your friend's phone in his sock when he isn't paying attention
A sleepover:

Oswald goes to the bathroom
Phillip: yo man put his phone in that sock.
Jimmy: yeh brah that'll be hilarious! A real sock phone!
by mr. shmeckles November 29, 2013
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