smurf pussy

beaten pussy that becomes black and blue after constant poundage

or when a blue midget crawls into a pussy

i fucked that bitch so hard i gave that her a smurf pussy

look out smurf in the hole

by fat sweaty chode October 6, 2008

Fish pussy

Someone with a pussy that resembles the smell of a fish. You go down on it, and your nose hair burns. DAMN THAT SHIT SMELLS BAD. You get a boner and then you notice the stench and the weiner goes all floppy.

"damn Ashley had some fish pussy, I couldn't even finish"

by GetIt89912 March 16, 2015

pussy train

1. A term describing a group of girls who walk as a pack wherever they go. They usually appear at public venues and are without any male friends. If a male is with them he is most definitely gay, whipped, or the conductor.

Male 1: Dude check out those girls.
Male 2: I love the caboose on that pussy train.

Male 1: Dude be my wingman I wanna ride that pussy train.
Male 2: ALL ABOARD!

by A. Yoakum (H and E) August 25, 2010

pike pussy

A pike pussy is a wimpy-type individual who fly fishes for northern pike under a strick code of ethics covering proper etiquette, drinking, emotional behavior, personal hygiene and style of living. The evolution of a pike pussy began in the early 21 century with the goal of attaining a status eqivalent to Scotland’s renowned St. Andrews Golf Club.

It is suggested that when a Pike Pussy falls down he momentarily reduce his alcoholic intake. If a pike pussy gets injured, for example, imbeds a hook in his finger he should remain calm, fetch bolt-cutters, remove hook, and apply Vagisil. The remainder of the day the patient may be called a Dumbass Pussy. If you accidentally or intentionally hook your fishing partner, remove hook before next cast. If it is a simple clothing-hook, this is considered a no-harm-no-foul infraction, but if you hook him in the ass then a heartfelt apology should be given.

by Sir Roger Ayers November 10, 2007

Mr Pussy

1) n. A male who holds a reputation for his skill in, and love of, eating pussy.

1) Josh is a regular Mr Pussy, chicks love him.

by El Mijon April 30, 2006

Pussy Rage

Acting out in a violent fit when your local animal shelter won't release your pussy cat you wish to adopt.

If the animal shelter doesn't let my daughter take her cat home today I will straight up have pussy rage!

by Death Trooper April 8, 2011

Trucker Pussy

Hostess Fruit Pie, or pudding pie

Man That dude Fucked his Trucker Pussy so much. He needed a spoon when he was done

by Rod Glissinin July 7, 2010