hijacking-off

When you're on a flight and the mood turns dark. You (pretend to) feel a gun in your side and you (don't really) hear a dark voice tell you to go to the bathroom. Now wank or I'll blow up the plane... says the voice in your head. mile high club rape wank

Whilst mid-flight:
"That guy's been in the toilet for a long time and it sounds like me might be crying!?!"
"Don't worry, probably just hijacking-off!".

by Grim Mark May 19, 2016

porkin off

the act of grabbing your penis and pulling on it until you ejaculate

Sorry bro I can't, I'm porkin off later

by timna June 2, 2016

Burpie off

Where Arin, Vernon, Sunders and Dr. sun do burpies competitively until they drop dead tired

"at 65k$ Arin, Vernon, Sunders and Dr. sun will do a burpie off"
"Yeah only at 65K"
to experience a burpie start off with feet together in a wide bent over hands on the ground position, kick your legs back behind you,(so it looks like you are going to do a push up), being them back forward to your starting position, then stand up, jump and reach for the sky. this is how to do a burpiee

by Vladimir mandude June 11, 2016

pissed off

Gone away, disappeared

That little shit has pissed off in the boat again .
The bum has pissed off to the beach

by jonmarksearle May 5, 2016

rattle off

recite quickly

rattle off "She lay back and listened while Anna rattled off all the things her doll's house would have"

by Papillo January 29, 2018

Off a bag

To be under the influence of cocaine, or to be acting in sense that resembles that of a mentally challenged chimpanzee due to intoxication from a drug sold via bag.

My friend Francisco is off a bag he is constantly saying stupid shit.

by Biggang January 9, 2017

Dork-off

When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.

We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.

by Skulldogman February 7, 2017