Kitten-nosed

When you’re so fucked up your nose turns pink and your tongue gets like sandpaper. Can be treated by sitting under a sunbeam and taking a nap.

“Quit licking me bro, you’re kitten-nosed!”

by Hog plastered November 20, 2021

brown-nosed fire dragon

when you have explosive firey diarrhea in a females mouth, duct tape it shut and tickle her untill it come out her nose.

guy one: i performed a brown-nosed fire dragon on my gf last night
guy 2: me next?!

by gay_of_hood_river November 20, 2021

The nose is near to the eyes

Old Icelandic proverb, uttered two times in Njal's saga and meaning that duties often come together with family ties.

Thorgerd spoke to Ketil:"Oskuld is dead, as we know. Now keep in mind what you promised when you took him as yours foster-son".

"It may well be", he said, "that I made many promises then, because I never expected days like these would come. In fact, I'm in a difficult position, since I'm married to Njal's daughter - the nose is near to the eyes".
~Njal's saga, translated by Robert Cook

by Sigurth Fafnirsbunny March 8, 2022

Rudolf the brown-nosed reach around

A sex act involving 3 people. One person has their nose in another persons butt while the first person is having sex doggy style with another person. One of said persons is reaching around and putting their own finger in their own butt.

Ryan, Becky and Lisa performed a “Rudolf the brown-nosed reach around” last night.

by Daphnedoes March 17, 2022

Nebraskan Nose Dive

When a vehicle has a lift on the back only. A reverse squat. More popular among short people who can’t see out of the windshield, but want to look like a douchebag.

Jackson is a new level of redneck. He said he would Nebraskan Nose Dive his truck, but I didn’t think he’d actually do it

by iSmackFatKidz March 28, 2022

colorado nose job

when you can’t afford a nose job, so you go to colorado and do cocaine instead.

Woah, have you seen Ashley? She looks so coked out. I heard she got a colorado nose job.

by word girl to the rescue January 23, 2022

Nose Cocking

This is when you wear your COVID facemask in a manner that covers only your mouth but leaves your nose hanging out. This is in reference to Shirt Cocking, a pre-pandemic term.

Wow, I just went to the pharmacy to get hand sanitizer and half the idiots in the line were nose cocking! Got out of there as fast as possible.

by JH212 January 26, 2022