mexican fighting bottle 

a dodgy weapon made when you smash a corona - or similar mexican beer bottle. The elongated bottle neck of the corona gives it a perfect handle.

d-mac: hey what the hell is your problem?

damo: nothing....you faggot

*SMASH* d-mac: ok you are finshed

damo: shit i didnt know you had a mexican fighting bottle!!!

mexican fighting bottle by d-mac.23 November 10, 2008

Mexican Birthday Cake 

When you send someone (who is in jail) a cake with a file in it

Pedro got busted for mastubating in public and was put in jail. So his best friend John sent him a Mexican Birthday Cake

Mexican Birthday Cake by Pedro_Salty_Ballz August 8, 2009

Mexican sweat lodge 

When you take a smelly shit in the washroom and invite someone in to "check it out" then hold the door shut while there inside.

Hey buddy come check this shit out man. " do you like that mexican sweat lodge.

Mexican sweat lodge by Wagon burner August 22, 2009

mexican u-haul 

a really shitty, old pickup truck that has random junk piled at least three feet over the cab, so as to make the shape of a U-Haul truck.

hey look at that mexican U-Haul two lanes over!

mexican u-haul by everyonesgrudge August 3, 2008

Mexican Waffle 

After eating mexican food and while wearing a sombrero,a man lays his taint along his partners nose and stretches his scrotum over the mouth, all the while he rocks back and forth while screaming, " Ay yay ay yay ay".

Last night after the fiesta my man treated me to a Mexican Waffle

Mexican Waffle by Harry D. Ballsack April 7, 2007

Mexican Waffle 

A breakfast version of the Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) popular in the resort villages of Cabo San Lucas.

Procedure: A male gives his female partner a Tequila Sunrise enema upon waking up. He soaks up the drips with a freshly made Belgian waffle, and stuffs it in her mouth.

He then flips her over and proceeds to pleasure her anally, leaving the waffle in place as a ball gag.

The trifecta (or tres-fecta, if you'd like to ingratiate yourself with the locals) is complete once she eats the waffle with man syrup and cums out the remainder of the tequila sunrise. Bonus points for a cherry involved. Super bonus points if the stem is in a knot.

Jose gave Adrianna a Mexican Waffle on a glass coffee table yesterday morning.

Mexican Waffle by Andrew Sundberg November 27, 2010

Mexican Labor 

anything the lazy white people won't do

mexicans work in da fields because the fuckin white people are too lazy

Mexican Labor by mexican pride July 2, 2005