Meat Flaps 

Your lips.

Case: Oh my god. Shut your fucking meat flaps.
Jess: -.-

Meat Flaps by ilikedinosaursrawr November 7, 2010

meat wallet 

A stuffed animal that has a tear in one of the seams, with enough room that one is able to insert their genitalia.

Oh, Pooby-bear, you're such a perfect meat wallet.

meat wallet by derek smalls December 7, 2006

Meat Curtains

Loose vagina lips that hang, this often caused by to much sex or old age. Also referred to as "Beef Drapes".

"Yea it was tough, the first act of the show didn't start until I pulled back the meat curtains!"

Meat Curtains by sic n twisted August 30, 2006

meat flaps 

A pair of breasts that are so saggy that the nipples actually point down and touch the skin. A common affliction in elderly women, but that is not always the case. It isn't that rare for a woman of her twenties or even teens to be diagnosed with meat flaps.

Dude, I thought your mom was really hot for her age, but I still couldn't get over her meat flaps.

meat flaps by Germbee October 3, 2005

meat locker 

The location where the male genitals are kept, inside his pants.

She kicked him in the meat locker.

meat locker by Timmy-Emma January 14, 2008

Meat Napkin 

The folds and skin around a vagina.
A vagina.

"Dave was banging me good and hard last night and My meat napkin is giving me grief"

Meat Napkin by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

Meat Hammer 

Jack In The Box restaurant

"We're gonna head down to the meat hammer and order a colostomy burger."

Meat Hammer by that one guy August 11, 2003