Kentucky sober

When a person drinks but does not use drugs.

The opposite of "California sober."

I went to the rave this weekend, and the guy I was making out with asked me if I was just drinking tonight. I could tell he was about to offer me cocaine or something, so I let him know I'm Kentucky sober.

by zpak May 26, 2025

Kentucky plug

Where you stick you thumb in your gaping neck wound to stop yourself from bleeding to death.

Scott would have been a goner if he didnt give himself the ol' Kentucky plug.

by Jerbear0523 May 20, 2021

kentucky rodeo

Incestuous family. Sexual relationships between siblings either father/daughter, mother/son or all of the above.

Oh my God little Timmy looked like he was conceived in a Kentucky rodeo.

That family looks like the product of a Kentucky rodeo

Holy crap, this barn dance looks like a Kentucky rodeo

by Paramidget54 June 24, 2019

Kentucky Fast Ball

When you cum into your hand and throw it at your sister

Dude last night I pulled a Kentucky Fast Ball on my sister !

by RiasBloodRose September 6, 2016

Kentucky Timeout

(n) - a brief (but potentially elongated) period of time spent in the restroom after a large meal and/or alcohol when one is physically confused, nauseated, or lethargic as to whether one needs to vomit or defecate. ... or both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stephanie wasn't sure if it was the Poncho Villa Brian brought or the six pounds of Buffalo Wild Wings Kelly brought, but she was sure of one thing: Stephanie needed to take a Kentucky Timeout.

by T3P1D March 29, 2015

Kentucky Hornshot

Punching someone in the nuts while at the University of Kentucky

*while at Pi Kapp party* "Dude, did you see that? Chuck just nailed Tommy in the nuts, classic Kentucky hornshot"

by jfk is alive September 24, 2023

Kentucky plug

A sexual position, usually done in the back woods or a gun range, whereas the receiver takes the givers thumb in an orifice, usually while a cameraman films.

He was just sitting down when he got slapped with the Kentucky Plug.... The camera man kept saying, "put your thumb right here!"

by Devil Dog D May 20, 2021