Jordan

a retarded albino that throws finns in the bush at lunch

Jordan is a stupid cunt

by a stupid ranga January 27, 2020

Jordan

Some balding fat nigga thats gonna die at 25 of a heart attack. Nobody likes him because he smells like a baboon

Person A: "Is jordan in?"
Person B: "How did you miss him? He is the size of jupiter and you can smell him a mile away"

by Imkubo November 17, 2023

the jordan effect

when you beef with a girl named jordan, ur ass become sooggier than everrrr. smd ivette

ivette: "Omg why evb sayin my ass soggier than ever"
elisa:"thats the jordan effect for ya"

by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023

jordan travis

JT13!! The coolest and friendliest QB at FSU!!

Jordan Travis is the coolest guy on the team!

by Nnashh January 22, 2024

Jordan

A girl who prefers to be in the air conditioning while in sweatpants and a thick hoodie never taking it off unless she is completely alone or in her Batcave. Is a total weeb and only comes out when there is some food. Makes vine jokes

Hey, Jordan come out of your Batcave I have a snake for you. * Sudden footsteps*
Jordan: I smell pennies.

by DarkBlossomFox April 17, 2023

Jordan

Usually like to bully others but is also described as a DOM NAAI

“Jordan is a real dim naai”

by Micael.brown November 21, 2023

jordan guidotti

a guy that has a massive penis and will give the best backshots

have you went to jordan guidotti house yet i cant walk for 2 weeks now

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024