New Jersey Love Letter

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.

Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!

by Bob from the shore February 5, 2025

New Jersey Hula Hoop

To have 4 people face away from you, tie 3 straps around your hips and butt(and one more on your pelvis if you do not have a penis) and to rotate your hips as if you were using a hula hoop to anally penetrate the 4 members around you.

note: When in New Jersey, it is more commonly referred to as the Jefferson Hula Hoop.

"Dude, me and the boys last night tried a New Jersey Hula Hoop, it was strange at first but once you get the hang of it it's actually really fun!"

by NJLover81 February 25, 2026

New Jersey Bread Basket

Vigorously shoving bread up your asshole and then shitting it out

My boss fired me so I hit him with the New Jersey Bread Basket.

by jackbosgames March 29, 2025

New Jersey Knuckle Duster

A sex move carried out over 5 simple steps:

1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers

2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius

3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil

4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use

Bro I totally did a New Jersey Knuckle Duster on this chick last night after the bar, bitches be crazy

by Pog_champ_gooner69 April 23, 2025

New Jersey Blumpkin Patch

When a person giving an upper deckie is receiving a blumpkin from another person taking a shit in the toilet.

Person 1: what you get up to last night?

Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.

Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!

by LazerCat July 17, 2025

New Jersey Nut Shot

When you fuck a girl with your balls and stick your dick in her belly button

Bro I had whiskey dick so I just hit her with the New Jersey Nut Shot

by MFa3 August 13, 2025

New Jersey

a giant suburb until you reach Jersey City that feels more like NYC than Staten Island, maybe we should swap and make Hudson a borough of NYC and make Richmond County a part of NJ.

Ocean County is where Lakewood where it is growing a lot, Orthodox and Jews round there, That is red territory, people love republicans in that county.

Bergen County and Middlesex County is suburban mainly.
Essex County is where Newark is.

By Mercer, its Trenton, the state capital.

Gets a bad rap and if you go to Camden then you will probably get it.

I stepped foot on Camden, New Jersey, I'm going to die!

by Benjiinthe2020s September 1, 2025