At least I'm not into anal sex

A statement of truth which asserts that nothing (vis-à-vis kinks & fetishes) is objectively weirder or repulsive than anal sex.

Imogen: You like to fuck the windshield screen of your car??? That's fking weird bro...
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 27, 2021

I'm sorry about you

Your brain is wasted space and it hurts to actually think about what's going though your mind

Dude, you keep texting that chick and she never responds, you look desperate. I'm sorry about you.

by My Plaid November 18, 2022

Screw you Guys I'm Goin Home

A phrase used when one is a fatass who is sick of his friends and wants to go somwhere else, generally his home.

Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm goin home!

by Boris May 23, 2004

help me i'm being eaten by bears

A word in which you use when being eaten by bears.

Oh my god it's coming closer! Help me I'm being eaten by bears!

by ScintillaScoundrel December 16, 2013

I'm Gonna Go Take A CNN

"I'm gonna go take a CNN, chill out on the real."

Translation: I'm going to shit in public with many witnesses, cellphones streaming it, and then blame someone else for it especially if they are the least likely to have done it, or for instance have an entirely plant-based diet and the shit texture is completely different were it to fall out of that person's ass, and I'll be back right after I'm done.

Someone on Fox News just told me to calm down, I'm gonna go take a CNN.

by Nostradamus? Nostradamthem! November 28, 2020

I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4

A video on YouTube of a boy crying and then the king into a demon afterwards. Perceived as one of the scariest YouTube videos ever made.

If you value your sanity, stay away from that I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4 video.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021

I'm just here to shit my pants

An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.

YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!

ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.

by ewol May 30, 2007