Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.

I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed

by Jizz hands October 18, 2017

edward stirrup hands

A man who has stirrups that extend from his arms at the flick of a wrist, in order to provide a comfortable place for his woman to put her feet while he eats her juicy pussy. Often one stirrup is equipped with a flashlight in case he wants to see the muff he is diving into.

I was making out with BJ last night and as he was starting to go down on me he quickly transformed into edward stirrup hands....it was amazing, I got to just lay back, relax and enjoy it without having to hold my legs apart.

by Tittsmcgee November 2, 2017

extra pair of hands

the assistance from somebody

This is too much for us to handle . I think we need the assistance from somebody so you might need to go get an extra pair of hands

by MichaeltranUSA November 29, 2017

National Hold Hands Day

April 16,Any time you want to hold hands with someone you can and get away with it!

Carl:Damn I held Becky’s hand today and she let me!
David:Yah it’s because it’s National Hold Hands Day!

by Koolkitter May 26, 2018

helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.

Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...

by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018

Catch Theese Hands

A term or phrase meaning to fight or initiate a fight with someone

Your about to Catch Theese hands if you dont shut the fuck up

by Thenameisjeff124 November 7, 2018

sister slam hands (ssh)

To knock a bitch out ;)

Meghan: I'm about to sister slam hands (SSH) with Samantha tomorrow.
Tohmas: OMG. REALLY? Why!!

by ┌П┐(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) November 24, 2018