1. (n) A picture, usually drawn on a bathroom wall or ceiling, that is done with feces and likely used their hand as a paint brush.
2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.
2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.
(In a restaurant Guy #1 just returned from using the washroom.)
Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?
Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.
Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)
Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....
Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.
Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.
Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!
Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?
Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.
Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)
Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....
Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.
Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.
Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!
by The RussSh September 9, 2018
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also an impressionist.
also an impressionist.
by kayyyyyy12234 September 11, 2018
Get the van gogh mug.Superhero that doesn’t accept her super powers,but will only help you if you are drowning,sometimes her hydro flask goes missing and the she goes and looks for it and then her backpack goes missing.
by NotHaggard September 20, 2018
Get the Captain goggles mug.When u find a dude hot just cus he workin out in the gym. But outside of it u prolly never would hit it.
by Lillilsyd September 20, 2018
Get the Gym goggles mug.An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.
by SCARFACE September 25, 2018
Get the CAPTAIN GOGGLES mug.Noun. Guru Goggles are not physical. They are metaphorical, and refer to the way in which people become devoted to a charismatic authority figure (like a guru). It refers to the level of intensity to which people become focused on, or attracted to, a guru, beyond anything else; which relate to spiritual bypassing and pathological altruism. The harder someone is attached to a guru, the stronger, we can say, the prescription of their guru goggles, is.
The prescription of his "guru goggles" is too strong. He can't see that the guy is a really bad. No matter what you say, he won't change his mind.
by psdmccartney September 30, 2018
Get the Guru Goggles mug.Similar to beer goggles. When you are a freshman (in high school or college) and everyone you meet is new and exciting, you think that people (especially of the opposite sex) are attractive, nice and/or interesting when they're actually aggressively mediocre in hindsight. Although this phenomenon is worst in high school freshmen and can actually lead to mistakes that impact the rest of one's high school life, upon acceptance to college the high school senior immediately forgets everything they learned not to do and proceeds to make the same mistakes as a college freshman (although freshman goggles usually fade within a month or two in college, while a high school freshman may wear their goggles for the entire year).
September, high school senior: "Ugh, Rafael is coming back for alumni day this week. I really don't want to see him again."
Emma, high school senior: "I can't believe you actually liked him."
September: "I had freshman goggles. I can't believe I was ever that stupid. By the way, have I told you about Dylan?"
Emma: "No?"
September: "Yeah, I met him online! We both got into the same program at X University. This is him. He's cute, isn't he? We talk like every day and we're making plans to meet up before school starts and..."
Emma: "And the cycle continues."
Emma, high school senior: "I can't believe you actually liked him."
September: "I had freshman goggles. I can't believe I was ever that stupid. By the way, have I told you about Dylan?"
Emma: "No?"
September: "Yeah, I met him online! We both got into the same program at X University. This is him. He's cute, isn't he? We talk like every day and we're making plans to meet up before school starts and..."
Emma: "And the cycle continues."
by QueenZ122699 October 19, 2018
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