Kill Mad People

1. An expression of agreement. (often abbreviated as KMP)

2. An expression of great displeasure. (usually anger or frustration)

3. An expression of great happiness.

4. A filler phrase. (often abbreviated as KMP)
1. Steve: That was a great movie.
Jason: Kill Mad People.

2. Dammit! My computer's broken! Kill Mad People!

3. This coffee is so good I could Kill Mad People!

4. Kill Mad People, yo.
by Justin T. August 14, 2005
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I can't people

When you're under the influence, and can't mentally handle the idea of talking to anyone that isn't someone you normally associate with because you're too messed up and they wouldn't understand.
"No, I can't people right now. They would expect me to make words and behave like a semi normal human."
by ICantWord December 09, 2016
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White people wasted

To drink way too much in a short time, of many different, usually incompatible, types of alcohol. Resulting in obnoxious, rude, embarrassing, probably illegal "fun" as described by the drunk white person. There is almost always pictures to be admired the next day, resulting in group reflections trying to figure out what happened last night. I'm not sure if this happens in other races, but I've only witnessed this behavior in white people.
*he says the next day while looking at pictures* "Holy shit! How did I end up dancing on top of a taxi cab in your bra?!" She says "I took my bra off while dancing on the bar, you ran outside and jumped on the taxi!" The third person says "You were all white people wasted!"
by The Dirty Llama March 17, 2018
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Mowing other people's lawns

A line from the movie Kingpin refering to sleeping with someone else's girlfriend or wife.
Angry man: You lookin at my woman?
Another man: Yeah man you dont go mowing other people's lawns!
by whoami0325 March 25, 2011
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Black people can't be racist

A cowardly defective tactic a black racist uses to justify their own racism towards other ethnic groups.
by UltimateDoge July 11, 2021
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Real People Time (RPT)

Commonly referred to as EST or East Standard Time, RPT (Real People Time) is the authority in time zones. It is the benchmark for Television, Sports and business/financial time references, and is thus the most important time zone in the world.
-- Yo, what time does the Broncos game start tomorrow?
-- 3:00 PM, I think
-- In Real People Time (RPT), please.
-- 5:00 PM then.
by C-Money Meyers August 12, 2011
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A term used humorously and seriously to describe the oftentimes "Un American" intrusive, overregulatory, and overbearing activities of the state and local governments in the state of New Jersey. Used typically in the context of overtaxation, de facto denial of second amendment rights via foot dragging in issuance of FID (Firearm Identification Card), and oftentimes overbearing environmental regulation.
In other words, a "regime" that blatantly disregards the constitution and acts as a quasi independent entity. Also known as People's Socialist Republic of New Jersey, People's Socialist Republik of New Jersey, People's Democratik Republik Of New Jersey or variations thereof. Usuually abbreviated as PRNJ, PSRNJ, and variations thereof.
Dammit my taxes went up without me having a say in it. These corrupt politicians in the People's Republic Of New Jersey are like dictators.

New Jersey is not America, hence we call it the People's Republic of New Jersey.

Just because gays can have civil unions, doesn't make the People's Republic Of New Jersey a welcome place for most individuals.

Why anyone in their right mind would willingly live in the People's Republic of New Jersey and submit to onerous regulations of their daily lives is utterly and completely beyond comprehension.
by LONFOG April 09, 2010
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