This is my name, but...
We are usually weird as fuck in elementary school, being the weird, "stinky" kids, but all we wanted to do was just fit in, but as we grow older, we usually obtain lesser interests and become a lot more normal, if you will, and we are usually very laid back, chill, love gaming and sports a little too much, and we are usually overweight, but we love to cuddle, go on long drives, plane rides, hates skydiving or bungee jumping, usually likes the shit sports teams and we are very understanding and easy to talk to most of the time. We are also funny as hell, like we are born comedians, all we do is make people laugh, and we are also extremely SUS, to a point where people start to think that we might actually be gay. And we are really good at cuddling as well, our big, chubby bodies keep you warm most of the time
We are usually weird as fuck in elementary school, being the weird, "stinky" kids, but all we wanted to do was just fit in, but as we grow older, we usually obtain lesser interests and become a lot more normal, if you will, and we are usually very laid back, chill, love gaming and sports a little too much, and we are usually overweight, but we love to cuddle, go on long drives, plane rides, hates skydiving or bungee jumping, usually likes the shit sports teams and we are very understanding and easy to talk to most of the time. We are also funny as hell, like we are born comedians, all we do is make people laugh, and we are also extremely SUS, to a point where people start to think that we might actually be gay. And we are really good at cuddling as well, our big, chubby bodies keep you warm most of the time
"Ayo Ethan, I have no clue if your just super dirty or gay"
"Ethan's cuddles are so warm, it made me fall asleep"
"Ethan did not like bungee jumping off the bridge"
"Ethan's cuddles are so warm, it made me fall asleep"
"Ethan did not like bungee jumping off the bridge"
by Brazilian Redneck October 20, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. by Buttholeflower123 May 17, 2018
Get the Ethan The Mememug. The name of the hottest guy you will ever meet. Ethan is sweet and he always knows how to make you smile🙂
Girl 1: Hey did you see Ethan today?
Me(His girlfriend):Yes obviously he’s my boyfriend now back off bitch
Me(His girlfriend):Yes obviously he’s my boyfriend now back off bitch
by Jai🦋🦋 December 11, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. by Ethangaykid May 13, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. 
A short blonde miniature boy who likes groaping the Pope. Likes his dog’s dick, because his is what most consider , microphallis
by Mr.allknowingdude March 19, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.