minus crack 

A statement used in displeasure of something bad happening.

Ned "i got my foreskin caught in my zip"
Emma " ah shit thats minus crack"

Ned " where's ma tins, i cant find my tins, this shit is minus crack

Lee Bllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Ned" for fuck sake lee how am i meant to drive this lorry with boke on the windscreen, this is fucking minus crack"

minus crack by mrsmoutray November 5, 2010

Its Like Crack To Me 

It Means It Makes You Feel Great

I Love Adrenaline Rush, Its Like Crack To Me!

Its Like Crack To Me by 1iam5mith January 15, 2011

Satan's Ass Crack 

Texas

I live in Satan's ass crack so summer's are literally hell

Satan's Ass Crack by Taylor bruh names Taylor June 26, 2016

Christmas Crack 

That irresistible dessert that's out on the Christmas buffet table, that you can't stop eating. Often 50% sugar, 50% grease, these spiked sugary concoctions create a fast addiction.

Hey Bob, you look like shit! What happened?

Dude, Mike made this Christmas Crack concoction and I ate 3 pounds of it! I'm still coming down off my sugar buzz.

Christmas Crack by Steve Fraser December 26, 2008

Golti crack

A person from Andhra Pradesh who is extremely stupid in an adorable way.

Vikram Naidu is my Golti Crack

Golti crack by bhavanna August 30, 2010

plumbers crack 

when someone wearing a uniform (in this case a plumber) bends over and his ass crack sticks out.

That guy has some major plumbers crack!

plumbers crack by Big Bad Bastard November 14, 2002

Back, Sack and Crack 

The removal of hair from the back, nutsack and between the ass cheeks to achieve a more groomed and streamlined look. Usually done by waxing at a salon, or by various do-it-yourself means in the home setting.

Jason has been begging his girl to toss his salad, but she says she won't get near it til he gets a Back, Sack and Crack.

Back, Sack and Crack by Topaquita April 19, 2004