Chodeing

The art of doing absolutely nothing for the entire day on a bed or couch, without worry of uncompleted tasks or prior obligations.

“Sorry Jerry, I'm not going to make it today. I feel like chodeing."
“Bombay has been chodeing all day!"
Partner: "what are we doing today?"
You: "we're chodeing"

by WBProdigy March 20, 2022

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Kinda like a pancake

I heard from Chelsea that John has a Chode!!!

by Lil Zee 240 March 23, 2022

Chode

Someone who, being endowed with an unusually small penis, behaves in a boisterous or inflammatory nature so as to suggest they likely have a fragile ego and an unsatisfactory love life.

Russian President Vladimir Putin is such a chode.

by Draufgaenger April 22, 2022

Chode

It means happy

I just aced my math test, I’m a Chode

by Powderface123 April 23, 2022

chode

chode is a slur for boys with willys thicker than it’s length. For example a kieron willy.

Gabi: You have a kieron willy!!
Ava: I DO NOT HAVE A CHODE

by ihatechodes May 12, 2022

chode

a long thick penis

My boyfriend has a chode.

by IronMan192 May 13, 2022

Chode charity

When manipulative men are victimising themselves for pity. Feeling sorry for themselves.

Giving small dick energy.

Also could be a real chode charity, donate now. 🤷 ♂️

“I don’t want to donate to your chode charity.”

“Brad’s got his chode charity goin’ on, leave him alone.”

by pubedealer May 17, 2022